He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
