So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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