how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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