His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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