You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I am naked and annoyed.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Randomize
