And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
