they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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