i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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