This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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