ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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