You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
