I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
