Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
