VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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