Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Randomize
