these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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