I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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