Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
