it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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