'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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