Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I party with great urgency now.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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