your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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