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(502): View more from Kentucky

Jerry, you need to find god

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(507): View more from Minnesota

hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.

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(904): View more from Florida

We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese

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(813): View more from Florida

worms taste like bacon by the way.

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I always wondered what they tasted like.

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(903): View more from Texas

Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"

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(716): View more from New York

An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter

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