i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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