quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Acid is not a monday night drug
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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