so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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