so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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