I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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