Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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