just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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