I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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