So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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