well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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