im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
you would pick up someone in the library
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Randomize