Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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