Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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