I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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