I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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