Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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