NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Shame is for Republicans.
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