I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
A bitchslap is in order.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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