ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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