I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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