yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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