is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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