We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Randomize
