and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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