Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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