The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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