two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Randomize
