North Korea, Best Korea!
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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