Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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