i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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