I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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