oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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